Shell böngészőben aka unix emulátor... A hozzászóláshoz be kell jelentkezni Egykis angol ráadás Fun With UNIX Commands Actual UNIX commands and responses... % make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. % got a light? No match. % sleep with me bad character % man: Why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments. % rm God rm: God nonexistent % make 'heads or tails of all this' Make: Don't know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop. % make sense Make: Don't know how to make sense. Stop. % make mistake Make: Don't know how to make mistake. Stop. % make bottle.open Make: Don't know how to make bottle.open. Stop. % \(- (-: Command not found. % make light Make: Don't know how to make light. Stop. % date me You are not superuser: date not set % man rear No manual entry for rear. % [Where is Chandra Levy? Missing ] % "How does Gary Condit rate as a liar? Unmatched " % If I had a ) for every dollar Reagan spent, what would I have? Too many )'s. % * How would you describe Bill Clinton *: Ambiguous. % %Vice-President %Vice-President: No such job. % "How would you rate Reagan's senility? Unmatched ". A hozzászóláshoz be kell jelentkezni
Egykis angol ráadás Fun With UNIX Commands Actual UNIX commands and responses... % make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. % got a light? No match. % sleep with me bad character % man: Why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments. % rm God rm: God nonexistent % make 'heads or tails of all this' Make: Don't know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop. % make sense Make: Don't know how to make sense. Stop. % make mistake Make: Don't know how to make mistake. Stop. % make bottle.open Make: Don't know how to make bottle.open. Stop. % \(- (-: Command not found. % make light Make: Don't know how to make light. Stop. % date me You are not superuser: date not set % man rear No manual entry for rear. % [Where is Chandra Levy? Missing ] % "How does Gary Condit rate as a liar? Unmatched " % If I had a ) for every dollar Reagan spent, what would I have? Too many )'s. % * How would you describe Bill Clinton *: Ambiguous. % %Vice-President %Vice-President: No such job. % "How would you rate Reagan's senility? Unmatched ". A hozzászóláshoz be kell jelentkezni
Fun With UNIX Commands
Actual UNIX commands and responses...
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% got a light?
No match.
% sleep with me
bad character
% man: Why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% rm God
rm: God nonexistent
% make 'heads or tails of all this'
Make: Don't know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop.
% make sense
Make: Don't know how to make sense. Stop.
% make mistake
Make: Don't know how to make mistake. Stop.
% make bottle.open
Make: Don't know how to make bottle.open. Stop.
% \(-
(-: Command not found.
% make light
Make: Don't know how to make light. Stop.
% date me
You are not superuser: date not set
% man rear
No manual entry for rear.
% [Where is Chandra Levy?
Missing ]
% "How does Gary Condit rate as a liar?
Unmatched "
% If I had a ) for every dollar Reagan spent, what would I have?
Too many )'s.
% * How would you describe Bill Clinton
*: Ambiguous.
% %Vice-President
%Vice-President: No such job.
% "How would you rate Reagan's senility?
Unmatched ".